I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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