We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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