I must be too annoying 4 u.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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