spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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