Me too!
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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