Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
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