Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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