Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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