At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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