he wants to bone in the snuggie
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
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If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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