Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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