Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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