His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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