It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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