SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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