I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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