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Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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