Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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