I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
My ass is underappreciated
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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