Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Randomize
