Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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