She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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