9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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