I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
i love accidental penises.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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