so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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