Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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