We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
