Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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