Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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