its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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