so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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