She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Randomize
