i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Damn victory sex feels great
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
