the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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