Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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