We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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