you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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