how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
My dick has a subreddit
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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