just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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