Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
hell yes lets make some ravioli
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Just high enough for therapy.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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