jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Betty ford says i'm here all night
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
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