At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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