wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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