Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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