So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Randomize
