ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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