he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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