I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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