I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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