That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
Randomize
